Die Hard

Dec 18, 2017

Strange things are afoot at the Nakotomi tower. Some appallingly stereotypical Euro-terrorists led by über-suave and sophisticated Hans (seriously) are cooking up more than sprouts for a festive turkey shoot! But, they didn’t count on a certain Mr. J. MCLEAN (no relation to the fluoride giant) getting out his turkey baster and unleashing the stuffing of a lifetime.

Throw on the wife beater and say preposterous things like, “yipee kyae mothercare pushchair”. Look ma, no shoes… AIEEEEEEEE!

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